How NOT to Wash and Dry your Cloth Diapers

We are often asked “how do we wash and dry our Lil Helper cloth diapers and inserts?” It’s not as straightforward as you’d think. A bit of water and a LOT of soap is what most people new to cloth diapering think is the magic formula. Then they end up with the dreaded Funk.

For those who are goal-oriented and don’t have the time to whip through this blog, we have made you an “infographic” explaining the proper washing and drying routine for your Lil Helper Cloth Diapers. Click here to view it. Otherwise, read on! It’s Hump Day and we feel like having some fun!

What’s The Funk?

a) The whiff of a ripe dipe.

b) A 1960s music genre.

c) How you feel on Monday morning.

d) All of the above.

If you chose d), you’d be bang-on, and you’ve probably experienced The Funk.

We feel there are enough sites out there telling you NOT to get The Funk. We’re a lil different here at Lil Helper Cloth Diapers. We think it’s better for you to know how you DO get it (think of this as “positive reinforcement”).

Top Ten List of How to GET The Funk

For those who feel they’re missing out.

10. Wash too many of your inserts at a time. Too many dirty dipes and inserts is like a big fish in a small pond. There’s just not enough water to go around.

Washing-Step-19. Do not spray or shake off solids (ew) from the diaper. Who wants to get their hands icky? Not me. Just dump that full diaper into the pot. (Of course this is a prime time for me to plug our Stay Dry Liners but that would be self-serving to post a link here. Or here.)

8. Do not use a lot of water when washing. See notes above. Little water, no shaking, and lots of inserts and covers makes for a yummy poo stew.

7. Use non-cloth friendly detergents or softeners. These will coat the fibers, inhibiting absorption. Less absorption means more leaks for you! (And we know what THAT means… your baby goes through more clothes and well, it’s time for some retail therapy and a few episodes of Glee thereafter).

6. Wash your covers in HOT water. This will ruin the waterproof barrier which is heat-bonded to the cover.

5. Wash your inserts in stone cold water. Hot water cleans and disinfects better so the cold really helps The Funk along.

Soap-Not-Friends4. Use too much soap (causes build up). This is one of our personal favourites. People who’ve not managed to get The Funk have missed this step repeatedly. Go wild with the soap! Doesn’t it make sense? Too little water, too many diapers, and too much soap? That should balance out right? It does. To one walloping dose of The Funk.

3. Do not use enough soap (won’t clean thoroughly). And then there are those who go the other way. What’s the magic formula to avoid The Funk? About 1/2 to 1/4 of what you would normally use.
Drying-Step-3

2. Dry your covers in a hot dryer. This is particularly effective because  the waterproof barrier is heat-bonded to the shell. Too much heat will cause the PUL to detach and deteriorate.

1. Let ’em stew. Don’t wash your cloth diapers quickly after they are soiled. Let the microbes grow if you want a good Funk. If you let them sit for longer than 3 days the uric acid will cause ammonia build up and they will be much harder to clean properly and they will have long lasting “funk” issues.

For those who are more visual (as opposed to the link at the top for the “goal-oriented”), we have made you an “infographic” explaining the proper washing and drying routine for your Lil Helper Cloth Diapers. Click here to view it.