The $750 cloth diaper your baby needs, apparently.

A customer shared a post from this satiric site with me yesterday on our Lil Helper FB group. It caught her eye because it sure looked like a ‪Lil Helper cloth diaper to her (and a few others agreed) and hey, guess what? When I looked at the image and checked the filename, it WAS a photo of one of our dipes, likely taken from our site who-knows-when (we don’t sell this particular diaper any more but we do sell a whole bunch of other lovely things that are NOT $750).

Our only sorrow is that our diapers DO NOT really have emu thread in them …. any more.

I fought for it, really, I did.

And the feathers in the inserts? Not goose. Flamingo. Anyone who’s anyone knows flamingo down is the go-to for cloth dipes.

Thanks for the laugh, GunkLife.

The $750 cloth diaper your baby needs, apparently. 

How the right Cloth Diaper will Improve your Love Life?

Admit it. Your love life hasn’t been the same since the baby was born.

Yes part of it is because of the hormones and the added work that is associated with taking care of a new life. But most of it is because you don’t get enough sleep.

Are you feeling stressed all the time? Guess what? It’s because your cortisol levels are through the roof— the stress hormone is elevated by 37% when you don’t get a good night of sleep. So if you feel edgy or overwhelmed during the day, the chances are you haven’t had a good night’s sleep.

High stress levels also dramatically increases your appetite and reduces metabolism,  ultimately resulting in weight gain.

If your cortisol levels are not managed it might also result in the early onset of Type 2 diabetes and obesity because of  imbalances in your blood sugar. Darn you cortisol!

The lack of sleep also reduces your testosterone levels. Testosterone modulates arousal in both men and women. Low testosterone, means a low libido, means.. you get the point.

So although a good night’s sleep will not make your hubby look like Bradley Cooper or make him as handy as Ty Pennington, it will certainly make you feel like the best version of yourself.

If you think this article is kinda simplistic, it is purposely dumbed down for parents who are running on little to no sleep. Because you guessed it right, sleep deprivation also affects your brain function. And just to be clear, the effects are all negative.

Now let’s examine why you don’t get enough sleep.

Because you are constantly waking up at all hours of the night to attend to your screaming machine AKA lovely baby.

Your kid wakes up for mostly 2 reasons in the night.

  1. Hungry.
  2. Needs their cloth diaper changed.

There are a host of other reasons why babies wake up at night like growth spurts, circadian rhythms, teething, etc.  Or they want to teach you a lesson for taking them out of the most comfortable place in the universe- your womb. Mostly they wake up because they are hungry or need a change.

So Lil Helper Cloth Diapers has solved the keeping-your-baby-comfortable-enough-so-they-don’t-wake-up- every -hour part of the mystery.

Lil Helper’s Charcoal Diapers are completely stay-dry and will let your baby easily sleep through the night.

PREwash-Nov2-2014Both charcoal inserts used together can hold upwards of 180 ml of moisture- a lot more than what the average 20 lb. baby releases in 6 hours.

And our waterproof one-size cloth diaper cover ensure that all the mess is contained inside the diaper itself. No messes to clean up.

If your baby is well fed and is comfortable in their diaper, it will help them sleep through the night, which will let you sleep through the night.

And once you wake up with a good night’s rest you can be a better mom and a better partner to your significant other and almost everything else will take care of itself, love life and all.

Inside the head of a sleepless mom

I am a parent. But I feel like a zombie.

Is this what zombies feel like?

I haven’t had a good night’s sleep since Obama became the president.

I am sure it’s Obama’s fault.

Obama has aged so much in the last 6 years. I have aged so much in the last 3 months.

Being the president of US is a tough gig. But being a mom is tougher. I bet Obama couldn’t do what I do.

NEED TO SLEEP. Everything is better after I’ve slept for 3 straight hours. Undisturbed.

My worst night of sleep before kids was 7 hours.

And I have to still pretend to love my husband. Obviously the baby is far more cuter and doesn’t demand a sandwich every evening. But that poor sucker also needs a bit of attention.

Who is the real baby?

I am sure I could figure all of this out if I just took a nap.

Oh crap. The baby is crying. Time for another change. I just changed him 1 hour ago.

Hope to goodness the baby doesn’t develop another diaper rash. That last diaper rash wrecked even the last semblance of sanity. I will forever remain indebted to the universe if we do not have another diaper rash.

But oh my gosh the love I have for this little screaming, needy, sometimes smelly, mostly moody, poop making piece of…. dust…fairy dust.

Lil Helper Cloth Diapers Ambassador Program

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Why we call it [lil helper]2?

Because our ambassadors are Lil Helper’s lil helpers. Lil Helper Squared.

The Lil Helper Cloth Diapers Ambassador Program is for users who are active in the Lil Helper community.

They are involved in social media discussions, believe in our products and our philosophy.

Our ambassadors will be selected from current Lil Helper patrons who are using our product or who have used our products. These evangelists are already spreading the good news about our company. We are making it easier (and more fun) for them to share their enthusiasm about Lil Helper.

They are the ones who are moving our business forward by introducing their friends and family to Lil Helper and our products. They spread the good news about us through the most trusted and valued source of marketing – word of mouth.

Perks of being a Lil Helper Ambassador, you ask?

  • Exclusive Lil Helper coupon codes given to lil helpers that they can share with their friends and family.

  • Each time their unique coupon code is used, Ambassadors get rewarded

  • All participants will have first look at new prints/designs/products. The ambassador club members will be able to vote between colour combinations, prints, and solid colours. They will then have first access to these new products. 

  • Free Tester products will be distributed to eligible members for trial and feedback before the introduction of a new product.

  • Access to the super secret private slack channel exclusively for the Lil Helper Cloth Diapers Ambassador Program

How do Ambassadors get rewarded?

When an Ambassador’s coupon code is used to purchase Lil Helper products and the value of the transaction is $79+, Ambassadors can choose between two options for their reward:

1. They can donate 5% of sales towards a charity of their choice

OR

2. They can choose to receive 5% of sales cash, paid via PayPal

We do encourage Ambassadors to donate to charity, it’s just good karma for everyone ✌️

Why only 5% of the sales brought in by ambassadors are given to charity, why not 10% or 15%?

You might think that we at Lil Helper are business strategists who actually know what we are doing — we are not.

As with everything, we do what we think is right and at any point of time. If and when we realize or are told that there is a better way to do things, we will adapt and change.

Our Baby Do Good and the way we do customer service, have all been born out of — That sounds cool, we should try it out.

The decision to divert 5% of sales to an ambassadors charity of choice is no different.

This is what we know for sure — we make kick-ass cloth diapers AKA poop catchers. For any flaws that are in the products themselves, we make up for it by providing bend-over-backwards amazing customer service.

Who is not eligible to join the Lil Helper Cloth Diapers Ambassador Program?

If you have never used a Lil Helper cloth diaper or any other product, then sadly you are not eligible to be an ambassador of our brand. We want each and every recommendation you make come from you as a way to help those around you discover a product that you love yourself and know that they will too. This premise would be compromised if you haven’t used the product yourself.

Please let us know your thoughts in the comments below and let us know if we are moving in the right direction or if we need to change course.

And if you think you’d like to join the Lil Helper Cloth Diapers Ambassador Program yourself, please click on the link below.

Lil Helper Cloth Diapers Ambassador Program Apply to become an ambassador for Lil Helper Cloth Diapers. Please.
Becoming an Ambassador is the easiest way to get access to Lil Helper Coupon Codes

Introducing: Lil Helpers Cloth Diapers DAY PACK!

There are a million decisions you need to make before the baby gets here.

You need to select the color scheme of the nursery.

Install the car seat.

Think of a cutesy middle name. Apple? Hipster? Laker?

Find a suitable pre-school, school, college, etc. for your child. Everything needs to be walking distance, obviously.

Phew!

And now you even have to decide how many and what kind of cloth diapers to get?

Although we cannot decide what your baby’s middle name should be (I’d go with Lil Helper- why not?), we can definitely make your life simpler by offering our Lil Helper Day Pack.

It has all the diapers, inserts & wipes you might need for 1 full-day of cloth diapering.

If you are not into doing laundry everyday, we would recommend getting atleast 2 and preferably 3 packs.

So if you plan on washing your diapers every 2 days then you need 2 Day Packs.

You should ideally start with 2 day packs and if you think you need more diapers then we recommend you get an additional pack.

Each pack comes with an assortment of charcoal and bamboo diapers in a mix of gender neutral colors and prints.

You will receive 6 diapers that already come with inserts, 6 additional inserts, cotton wipes and flushable and re-usable liners.

If you were to purchase each of these items individually, the total would be $243.29 but our special Day Pack is only $199.95, which is a total savings of $44 (18% discount).

Charcoal Diaper (Solid) 2 24.95 49.90 day-pack.jpg
Charcoal Diaper (Printed) 1 27.95 27.95
Bamboo Diaper (Solid) 2 21.95 43.90
Bamboo Diaper (Printed) 1 24.95 24.95
Charcoal Insert Set 3 12.95 38.85
Bamboo Insert Set 3 9.95 29.85
Cotton Wipes (6 pcs) 1 11.95 11.95
Flushable Liners (100 pcs) 1 9.95 9.95
Bamboo Stay Dry Liners (5 pcs) 1 5.99 5.99
Total 243.29

All of this comes with the our legendary customer support where emails are answered within minutes and you always have the option to call in with questions.

Cloth diapering, like any new thing you try, has a learning curve but our diapers are designed to be intuitive mixed with our over-zealous customer service, you will never be in want of answers.

Think we are kidding? Here’s the cell number of Lil Helper’s CEO, Mohammed, 647-885-4642. Ask him why you should get his diapers. Don’t worry about the time- just call. Now try that with any other company.

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International Shipping (Anywhere in the world): $25